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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. > MARIA : Here it is! > TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? > CLASS : Maria! > __________________________________________________ _________ > >TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? > FRANK : Because of the sign. > TEACHER : What sign? > FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! > __________________________________________________ _________ > > TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" > GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" > TEACHER : No, that's wrong > GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? > DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! > TEACHER : What are you talking about? > DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! > __________________________________________________ _________ > > TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we >didn't have ten years ago. > WINNIE : Me! > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? > GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. > > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." > MILLIE : I is... > TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." > MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? > TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry >tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father > didn't punish him?" > LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before >eating? > SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. > __________________________________________________ _________ > TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as > your brother's. Did you copy his? > CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; >_________________________________________________ _________ >TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when >people are no longer interested? > HAROLD : A teacher. __________________________________________________ ________ :36_1_34[1 how about that?! who is the man?! am the man!! :36_1_34[1 |
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علوووووووه صوووووبنا
aloooooo sobnai :36_1_28[1 |
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heheheheheeeeee
very funny dude thanx alooooooooot BARIH 3looooooooo con amoe Y2Jericho |
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